Zombieland opening credits

the intro to this is one of the best introduction to a film i have ever seen personally as you see all of these slow mo shots of these people being chased by these flesh eating zombies and the camera is shot very well in the opening.

in the first bit of the opening scene we here a young teen boy talk about how he out of all the people survived and that it was because of his stupid little rules and that if it wasn't for these stupid rules then he would be dead and that he would be dead if it wasn't for his rules. he first starts off saying it jokingly cardio then we see  a obese man running from a zombie then he gets warn out and he falls over and he gets eaten alive by the living dead.

then he says that you need to have  double tap in your life if you want to live which he explains if you don't shoot them last in the head then you are bound to be killed in action then during him saying this we see a police zombie running towards a woman she shoots him then he falls on the floor then she nudges him then he comes back to life and feeds on her and then the boy says if you do not do this then you will get turned into a McDonald's happy meal which brings the comedy into the opening scenes

then he says even when you try to have privacy then they can smell it when your in the toilet then it cuts to a scene with a man in the toilet and he says cant a man have a dump in piece then you sees a zombie crawl under then cubical then you see the blood splutter out from underneath the cubical